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Hunter

This party blows

I probably should have stayed at ho on the set of a Kardashian reality show Thanks to en overload over there

Granted, there’s a helluva lot of estrogen here at the Theta Beta Nu house, but it’s the kind I’m allowed to be attracted to My roommates are all in relationships, so I’m not allowed to touch them

You’re not allowed to touch any of these women either…

True Because of my self-imposed abstinence, I’m not allowed to touch anyone, period

Which raises the question—if a tree falls in the forest and you can’t fuck anyone at the sorority-house party, is it still considered a party?

I curl ers around the red Solo cup that my friend and teammate Matt Anderson just planted in my hand “Thanks,” I mutter

I take a sip and hA nice incentive to not consu skate isn’t until ten a up at the arena a couple hours early to work on my slapshot

After last season’s disastrous end, I vowed to make hockey a motivated Briar didn’t make it to the national championship last year and that’s on me This season will be different

“What do you think about her?” Matt discreetly nods toward a cute girl in tiny boxer shorts and a pale pink ca a bra, and the outlines of her beaded nipples are visible beneath the silky material

My mouth actually waters

Did I mention this is a PJ party? Yup yup, I haven’t had sex in nearly fiveoff junior year at a party where every single wo I never claimed to be smart

“She’s smokin’,” I tell Matt “Go make a move”

“I would, but…” He lets out a gru you out”