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“Yes!” Roxanne starts to laugh “It was the funniest thing I’d ever seen I mean, it was perfectly decorated and very appropriate, if you knohat I’”

I’ E penis cakes… for Hedonism?”

“No! Pfft You silly girl” She waves her hand, rolling those heavily lashed eyes “I’ theirls’ nights Or hell, do we have any of the gays in Oceanside? I’m sure they’d just love a penis cake The boy ones anyway”

Jesus, take the wheel “You know, they always forget to wear their rainbow badges when they go out Those silly gays”

E my face steady I’ve never met anybody so utterly clueless… Okay, that’s not true I look at the old lady salivating next to Roxanne

“Never mind the up and doith glee

“I think it’s up to Eht here in town”

My best friend is shaking her head, and I just shake ht back at her

“I tell you what,” she finally says “If I get an order for a penis cake, I’ll see if I can figure out how to ular list of options”

“Ha ha! There you go!” Betty slaps her hand on the table “I told you she’d be open to the idea Noe’ll get you a little side business going, bringing in e extra for adult items”

“Thanks” Eood night now Thanks for stopping by”

“Come on, Roxie, now that that’s settled, we have to hurry We’re going to be late for church” Betty hurries to the door, but Roxanne stays beside me

“You know, Tabitha,” She places a ht you and I are a lot alike”

“Is that so?” I’