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t I did to piss hi stay in a hospital, where they give you sleeping pills and Oxycodone sounds like a fucking vaycay at this point So, bring it on”

I finally finish, panting, and stare at hi back at me, speechless, and I realize in a small part of my brain that he probably didn’t expect this reaction when he decided to hijack me But whatever I don’t even care

“Listen lady,” he finally growls, and my stomach flips unexpectedly at the sound God, he may be a hijacker and a biker and an all-around bad dude, but that didn’t mean he isn’t sexy as fuck Especially the deep ti “I don’t have ti to er seat or what?”

“Gladly,” I say, throwing theover Hell, it isn’t h in insurance every week that whatever this jackass does to the van will be covered Plus, talk about the ulti up to work on tiot hijacked on the way to work today

Yeah, I think he’ll let that one slide I didn’t want to work on the Walter file today anyway Or any day, but usually, I’et out of it

He clias pedal to the floor as we execute a U-turn on theels

“Whoa there, sunshine,” I say, buckling onna help, right?” I et stabbed, but that’s because I want a vacation, complete with pain pills I don’t want to be dead There’s a difference With the second one, you don’t get to enjoy the endless sleeping …

He ignoresthe rearview mirror as he frantically weaves in and out of traffic It’s like all of those chase scenes that you’ve ever seen in a billion-dollar Hollywood project … except in an Areostar instead of a Porsche 911 Somehow, it loses its appeal in a minivan

He’s not saying anything, so to fill the silence, I start talking I’d say that I have a captive audience, except he’s the whole who just captured me, or at least kidnappedto me, and I pounce on the opportunity to let off some steam

“I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not, but the weather has been so shit lately that even though summer is almost here, I have almost no tan whatsoever You can’t lay out in a snowsuit, you know When I put onto have to put on their sunglasses so they don’t get blinded by s!

“And then,” I say, really warht! Have you seen such flabby thighs in all your life?” I pinch at lances over for just a moment … and then almost runs us into the car in the next lane “Watch it!” I yell and he swerves back into our lane to a chorus of honks

“Anyway,” I say, since he still doesn’t seeetting any younger, you know Not that I want to push out a bunch of babies or sood, I’d at least like to find a boyfriend who can keep it up in bed” I look over, and he’s looking … strange Ill Red in the face “Are you okay?” I ask

He nods, not looking at me

A real talker on my hands

“What I’uy ill fuck me Like, really fuck me My boyfriend wilts after threetwo minutes after that Did I tell you he was fired? Because he was,” I say, not waiting for an answer “Which he’s taken as a sign from the universe that I should be the one to support us I have student loans from law school, you know I don’t want to sound overdra, but student loans are a real killer, especially the ones fro off loans until the day I die, and ten years after that, ifagain”