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“Careful, or else you’ll kick off an air bag Slon and tellon”

“I have to produce an heir by thirty, or I don’t get ood o on a fuck fest to make it happen”

“Boo-fucking-hoo, o out and pay some chick to let you knock her up It’s not like you won’t be able to afford it” Rick said, totallythe point

“I’ll have a kid Ito have a littlein their life somehow I’m not my father, and I swore I never would be He’s only done this to prove so in hell laughing his ass off”

“Not to hteen years,” Rick said, adding fuel to the fire

“Yeah, there’s that Do you know any of the women I’ve been with over the past few years who I’d even consider spending a ith?”

He see about it by the expression on his face, which looked like he’d sucked a lemon “Not a chance I see your point, irl for this Not the kind of barhopping bimbos we usually pick up” He paused a moment as if to consider an idea in his head, then continued “So down for the rodeo this weekend, and just so happens to be bringing a friend along She did ask if I had any available friends, and I told her you’d be along”

“Thanks for the heads-up I’et stuck entertaining her,” I said, groaning out loud

“Or she’ll be hot as fuck, and you can make her your baby ure out what you’re going to do, because crisis or not, we’re not ot to buy at least six head and one sow at this auction I have Ji the animals back”

“I’ll be lousy company”

“And that’ll be different how?” Rick deadpanned

I lifted a brow and gave hiet him to break, but that kind of shit only worked on other people I had never intimidated Rick a day in our live

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“Suck it up You’ll figure this out, and I’ll help I’ll keep my eyes peeled at the rodeo Maybe you’ll find you a hot little buckle bunny ants a baby”

That was precisely the type I didn’t want