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Chapter One
OH, BITE ME
Wait--did you--You just yawned!“ The vampire's arms, raised over his head in the classic Dracula pose, dropped to his sides He pulled his exaggerated white fangs back behind his lips ”What, ih for you?"
“Oh, stop pouting But, really, the 's peak? The pale skin? The black cape? Where did you even get that thing, a costume store?”
He raised hioing to suck the life from your pretty white neck ”
I sighed I hate the vah for thehter and eat you like a zombie would No, they want it to be all sexy, too And, trust lamours can be pretty hot, but the dry-?as-?bone corpse bodies shi attractive there Not that anyone else can see theh
He hissed Just as he reached for , not to kill Besides, if I had to carry separate weapons for every paranore set Tasers are a one-?size-?fits-?all paranor option Mine's pink with rhinestones Tasey and I have had a lot of good tiether
The varound, unconscious He looked kind of pathetic now; I aline your grandpa minus fifty pounds plus two hundred years That's who I'd just electrified
Tasey's work done, I reholstered her and pulled out the vaer in the lowed green Grabbing the va up to reveal the skin I hated looking at these guys and seeing their pure white, smooth skin at the same time as their shriveled corpse bodies I clamped the tracker on, and it adjusted to the circumference of his ankle Two soft hisses sounded as the sensors activated and shot into his flesh His eyes flew open
“Ouch!” He grabbed at his ankle, and I backed up a few steps “What is this?”
“You're under arrest under statute three point seven of the International Paranorreement, Vampire Protocol You are required to report to the nearest processing facility in Bucharest If you fail to report within the next twelve hours, you will be--”
He lunged for ravestone “I'll kill you!” he hissed, trying to pick hiround
“Yeah, you really don't want to do that That shiny new piece of jewelry I gave you? It's got two little sensors--think of them as needles--jammed into your ankle And if your body temperature were to suddenly rise, say by the addition of human blood, the sensors would inject you with holy water ”
His eyes widened in horror as he tried to pull the bracelet off, scraping against its sides
“Don't do that, either If the seal is broken, holy water, poof Got it? And I activated the timer and beacon So not only do they know exactly where you are, they also know your tiet to Bucharest Miss it, and--do I really need to tell you?”