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Intro-fucking-duction

Preppy

Guess who? I’ll give you a hinty-hint I’m as handsoet a hard-on for both pussy and pancakes I like my bloith a side of blow, and my man meat is enormous

That’s right! It’sClearwater

If you’re wondering how I’m able to do this introduction, then you need to read Bear’s story ‘cause the end will blow your mind! Then, read my story, you know, because it’s about me I tell you what If you read it, I’ll make you pancakes Dirty, dirty, delicious pancakes I’ll stand over you and pour that syrup right into your sweaty hot…you get the point

But, I ress

Basically, I’ alive Like Stefano from Days of Our Lives, (Don’t pretend like you’ve never seen it) I just keep co back for more

There, you’re all caught up on me Onward and upward, motherfuckers

I’et ready for the continuation of Boss-Man and Doe’s story Or King and Pup Or Brantley and Raot like a million names, but it doesn’t matter which one you call them, the story is still about the same two people, who just happen to be my family as well as my two best friends

Important note: Don’t tell Bear I said that That et his titties in a jealous twist if he kneasn’t et, but the shirtless wonder has a soft spot for ole Preppy, and we don’t want to go hurting all his big burly ht?

RIGHT?

So, relax Take a bubble bath Put on so or old school Liht fat joint A bucket of blow is always a fun option

Now, for a little recappy cap Clears throat

Once upon a time in a land far, far away, but centrally located in Southwest Florida, was a little awesoo, two people fell madly in love very much the way most couples do

It’s a tale as old as tiirl with nofor safety Boy rejects girl, then kidnaps girl Then, girl runs away; then boy decides to keep girl Boy and girl fall in love and have dirty sex and get tattoos Somewhere in there is a carnival and an incorrect statehtless bird Coolest person in the fucking world dies Boy offers girl back to her father in exchange for boy’s daughter Girl thinks boy is dead Girl hter Boy is actually alive Girl regains memory and realizes the prick is a super prick Prick dies violently and et two kids for the price of one in an epic family BOGO

And they lived happily ever after The end

Until now

Dum dum duuuummmmmmm!