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I’M IN Aseat at Donut Universe eating heart-crippling luh with the Devil Ex-Devil technically, but then technically we’re both ex-Devils He was Lucifer before I was Now he’s Samael and I’m back to just plain Stark

I take a bite of an apple fritter

“How’s your donut?”

Salazed old-fashioned suspiciously, like maybe it’s haunted

“Charned to destroy mortals from the inside out”

Candy says, “Nope We came up with them all on our own”

“Hoonderfully suicidal you people are Donuts must be the very essence of free will”

As for the Devil job, I stuck another poor son of a bitch with that Mr Muninn Some days I feel bad about it So donuts with odda

Sa coffee She sold me her soul for a 1956 Les Paul Goldtop I don’t think she ever learned to play it The man behind n”

The Devil can see people’s sins They’re like streaks of black tar on skin Since I quit the dael, Samael can still pull that rabbit out of the hat I don’tthat trick

I say, “This is why I don’t take you to Ba an inventory of my friends”

“Sorry It’s a hard habit to break”

Candy is sitting next to Sa not to let on how thrilled she is to inal Devil I haven’t seen her this excited since we met a furry, six-foot-tall Pikachu at the Lollipop Dolls store in Beverly Hills

She has her pink laptop on the table, open to Wikipedia She’s updating the Sand out all the dumbest rumors about me

“Does it say anything aboutLucifer?”