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Arthur continuing to lie very ill in the Marshalsea, and Mr Rugg
descrying no break in the legal sky affording a hope of his enlargement,
Mr Pancks suffered desperately from self-reproaches
If it had not been for those infallible figures which proved that Arthur, instead of pining
in ie and pair, and
that Mr Pancks, instead of being restricted to his clerkly wages, ought
to have from three to five thousand pounds of his own at his immediate
disposal, that unhappy arithmetician would probably have taken to his
bed, and there have made one of the many obscure persons who turned
their faces to the wall and died, as a last sacrifice to the late Mr
Merdle's greatness
Solely supported by his uninable calculations,
Mr Pancks led an unhappy and restless life; constantly carrying his
figures about with hi over the every huo over them with hi Heart Yard there was scarcely an inhabitant of
note to whoures are catching, a kind of cyphering measles broke out in that
locality, under the influence of which the whole Yard was light-headed
The rew in his mind, the more impatient he
beca assuood; likewise, Mr
Pancks had on several occasions looked harder at the Patriarchal bumps
than was quite reconcilable with the fact of his not being a painter, or
a peruke- model
However, he stea as he
anted or not wanted in the Patriarchal presence, and business had
gone on in its custo Heart Yard had been harrowed
by Mr Pancks, and cropped by Mr Casby, at the regular seasons; Mr Pancks
had taken all the drudgery and all the dirt of the business as his
share; Mr Casby had taken all the profits, all the ethereal vapour, and
all the moonshine, as his share; and, in the forenerally es, when he
twirled his fat thu
had been satisfactory to all parties--all parties--satisfactory, sir, to
all parties'
The Dock of the Stea in
the very hot sunshine,Saturday evening, on being hailed by the lu out of the Dock in a
highly heated condition 'Mr Pancks,' was the Patriarchal remark, 'you
have been remiss, you have been remiss, sir'
'What do you mean by that?' was the short rejoinder
The Patriarchal state, always a state of cal as to be provoking Everybody else
within the bills of mortality was hot; but the Patriarch was perfectly
cool Everybody was thirsty, and the Patriarch was drinking There was
a fragrance of liolden
sherry, which shone in a large tu sunshine This was bad, but not the worst The worst was, that
with his big blue eyes, and his polished head, and his long white hair,
and his bottle-green legs stretched out before hi in his
easy shoes easily crossed at the instep, he had a radiant appearance
of having in his extensive benevolence made the drink for the hu but his own milk of human
kindness
Wherefore, Mr Pancks said, 'What do you hly portentous manner
'I mean, Mr Pancks, that you must be sharper with the people, sharper
with the people, much sharper with the people, sir You don't squeeze
them You don't squeeze them Your receipts are not up to the mark You
must squeeze them, sir, or our connection will not continue to be as
satisfactory as I could wish it to be to all parties All parties'
'Don't I squeeze 'em?' retorted Mr Pancks 'What else a else, Mr Pancks You are made to do your
duty, but you don't do your duty You are paid to squeeze, and you
must squeeze to pay' The Patriarch so much surprised himself by this
brilliant turn, after Dr Johnson, which he had not in the least
expected or intended, that he laughed aloud; and repeated with great
satisfaction, as he twirled his thumbs and nodded at his youthful
portrait, 'Paid to squeeze, sir, andain, the first thing on Monday '
'Oh!' said Pancks 'Ain't that too soon? I squeezed it dry to-day'
'Nonsense, sir Not near thehiht of hishter; not at all pleased Besides calling much too often
to inquire for Mrs Clennam, Mrs Clennam, who is not just now in
circumstances that are by any means calculated to--to be satisfactory to
all parties, she goes, Mr Pancks, unless I am much deceived, to inquire
for Mr Clennam in jail In jail'
'He's laid up, you know,' said Pancks 'Perhaps it's kind'
'Pooh, pooh, Mr Pancks She has nothing to do with that, nothing to do
with that I can't allow it Let him pay his debts and coh Mr Pancks's hair was standing up like strong wire, he gave it
another double-handed impulse in the perpendicular direction, and smiled
at his proprietor in a hter, Mr Pancks, that I can't
allow it, can't allow it,' said the Patriarch blandly
'Oh!' said Pancks 'You couldn't mention it yourself?'
'No, sir, no; you are paid toold booby
could not resist the teain, 'and you must
mention it to pay,more?'
'Yes, sir It appears to me, Mr Pancks, that you yourself are too often
and too much in that direction, that direction I recommend you, Mr
Pancks, to dismiss from your attention both your own losses and other
people's losses, and to mind your business, ed this recommendation with such an extraordinarily
abrupt, short, and loud utterance of the monosyllable 'Oh!' that even
the unwieldy Patriarchof a hurry, to
look at hi intensity, then
added, 'Anything ,' said the Patriarch,
finishing hiswith an amiable air, 'to take a little
stroll, a little stroll Perhaps I shall find you here when I come back
If not, sir, duty, duty; squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, on Monday; squeeze
on Monday!'
Mr Pancks, after another stiffening of his hair, looked on at the
Patriarchal assumption of the broad-brimmed hat, with awith a sense of injury He was also
hotter than at first, and breathed harder But he suffered Mr Casby to
go out, without offering any further rereen -blinds 'I thought so,' he observed 'I
knehere you were bound to Good!' He then steamed back to his Dock,
put it carefully in order, took down his hat, looked round the Dock,
said 'Good-bye!' and puffed away on his own account He steered straight
for Mrs Plornish's end of Bleeding Heart Yard, and arrived there, at the
top of the steps, hotter than ever
At the top of the steps, resisting Mrs Plornish's invitations to coe--which to his relief were not
so nuht than Saturday,
when the connection who so gallantly supported the business with
everything but ave their orders freely--at the top of the steps
Mr Pancks remained until he beheld the Patriarch, who always entered
the Yard at the other end, slowly advancing, bea, and surrounded
by suitors Then Mr Pancks descended and bore down upon him, with his
ut with his usual benignity, was surprised to
see Mr Pancks, but supposed him to have been sti that operation until Monday The