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Maybe the fact that he’s trying to iven everything, it doesn’t

"Are you going to ask me about the weather next?"

He breaks his attention from the television and looks over atfor the lead in The 40-Year-Old Virgin? You’re being weird"

"I’h his hair "I think I’m just a little off today"

"Can I ask you a question?"

"Yeah," he says, nodding "Sure"

"Do you have any girl friends you don’t bang?"

His eyes narrow "Of course I do Margot--"

I hold up a hand to stop him "Letout with, who you are not related to, and who you have never banged, and/or never think of banging?"

He lookshiht, but you’re acting like a robot It’s like you have two settings: pickup artist or aard"

"Like I said, I’m just in a weird mood," he says quietly

"Luke?"

His shy san?"

"You don’t need to have your dick out for sorees "Is that right?"

"Would I lie to you?"

This ain, as if this proves

A waitress drops a ticket on the counter and I reach for it With an inince, I realize how easy it is to fall into flirtation with hi it

Flaky

Douchey friends

Womanizer

Off Limits

"I worked pretty much nonstop," I tell him

Luke takes a pull from his beer and then exa to turn into a raging alcoholic and it’ll be your fault"

"I drive you to drink?" I ask