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"Alright, I think I feel sleep coht now You’re talking to a not-awake person Ooooh!" She ht So I’ll see you around, James Bond Try not to shoot anyone you don’t have to Shit hurts"

"I could walk you to your dorm, if you’d like"

"Nah, I’ll be fine Ears like a hawk Except hawks don’t have ears Do they? I dunno! That’s why I’ht"

Isis leaves, and I reain

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3 Years

50 Weeks

0 Days

People are way too dramatic all the time

Just look at Hollywood – there’s drama around every corner And kale Hollywood really loves kale And like, babies God forbid science ever eles, because then it will be ith Gucci guns and heavily ar money on Vin Diesel and The Rock, ould obviously team up and become the ultimate kale-baby rescue team, with me as their outfit coordinator slash witty sidekick

"Isis, I feel the need to infor a daisy and putting it infriends who love you for who you are h and picks another daisy, weaving together a chain

"I’ain You seemed kind of down the last feeeks Even Yvette noticed it"

"No," I act shocked "Our very own block-headed, e how I feel? Preposterous"

"You haven’t been eating"

"Debatable Soinis consider air food"

"You stay up all night"

"Studying! For mid-teret our asses kicked"

"And you’ve been hanging around with –" Diana frowns "Well, with people who don’t really seem your type"

"Oh pish posh," I wave "Ryan’s a perfectly nice guy"

She stares at me expectantly I throw my hands up

"And John, and Tyler, and Kieran, and Erik! They’re all nice guys!"

"Nice guys you’ve beenout with"

"Can you blame me?" I ask "I mean, seriously, can you? Have you even seen John’s abs? And Kieran’s Ducati? A freakin’ Ducati," I lean in and whisper seductively "Duuuucaaattiiii"