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Now Sarah looks stricken "You can’t think I’ information about him to the--"

"Heather and I don’t," Lisa says stiffly "But a lot of people do, thanks to your past history and your very vocal opinions about Qalif So if you value your job, I suggest you start keeping your mouth shut, and lay low"

Sarah nods wordlessly, her eyes shiny with unshed tears

"I’htly more sympathetic tone To one two steps when an all-too-familiar voice sounds from the doorway to the main office

"Ms Wells! There you are Where have you been all day? I es Why haven’t you returned any ofin, then plops her backside into the visitors’ chair in front ofon her knees and peering out from behind the enormous bouquet Rashid sent me

"Of course I understand how busy you all edy" She lowers her voice draedy" "But I really otten a thousand tiot theour lawyer back hootten He didn’t even want me to coation, as you seem like a reasonable person"

"Okay, Mrs Harris," I call to her from Lisa’s office "Thanks I’ll be with you in just a second"

I duck back into Lisa’s office to whisper, "Lisa, you go on upstairs to o hoing on the office wall The little hand is already on five, and the big hand is inching perilously close to twelve At any moment the letters from the president’s office will be delivered to the RAs, and all hell will be breaking loose

"Are you sure?" Lisa asks, chewing her lower lip uncertainly

I nod "I’ve been shot at before by horywith Your Tuition Money?

We all know that tuition is going up at New York College at the sae donations fro in What is the college doing with all our money?

Rumor has it that plans have been sube to build a state-of-the art fitness center (possibly for the president’s beloved Pansy basketball players)

The new fitness center--esti other things, an indoor sand volleyball court, a forty-foot cli wall, ten racquetball and squash courts, an indoor Olympic-size pool, steam rooms, saunas, four perforhts, three yoga studios, two hundred pieces of cardio equipoodness the college is spending all thisbetter professors, because I enrolled at New York College to get ripped abs, not an education!