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“You knohat? He was a nice guy, as guys go But don’t get alla plan and then very obviously not have a plan That justPlus, unfortunately, I wasn’t attracted to him Bonus, I don’t think he was attracted to me either So at least neither of us wanted to be there Anyway, I could have had a better dive back into the dating pool, but as you know, readers, I’ve had orse”
—Rock Bottom Caroline
Warainst his chest I love when he comes to bed after h the sheets, enveloping both of us His lips are onto wakeI turn over to face him, and I see the flash of his eyes in the dark as he leans down to kiss me, and…oh ned up for
A slobbery tongue whacks againstNoodle is licking my face, and his breath is so bad I’ up Unfortunately, this isn’t an atypical way to wake up when you’re sleeping on Alice’s couch, but I would have really liked to see where that dreauarantee that it’s better than the real-life action that I’ve been getting
I scrubsaliva off Honestly, it’s par for the course hereup with her best friend’s dog every s could be worse I’dwith s was dinner conversation and I was constantly being ridiculed
When everything got to be too ressive comments, Alice let me move in here Because she’s a saint And now it’s been nineto rent because I can’t keep a norer available, than it’s the store closing, or so it all together
Thankfully, I still , “Rock Bottom Caroline” The trials and tribulations of my love life, all online for anyone to see It’swhat people will send to wo sites and social ot a sroup of readers, and the ad revenue keepsSoles to find a job and balance instories
I log on and moderate a couple of coht’s date, where the gentle the plans for the date, but when I showed up, he had no plans and we ended up walking around the financial district for two hours Let me tell you, the financial district is not a fun place to walk around in NYC We didn’t even shake hands goodbye Definitely not the worst date I’ve been on, but certainly not the best either
Last night was actually the first tione out inmyself to take the chance until now I’m still a bit anxious when I think about it, but there’s nothing I can do I’ht’s was uneventful, because at least it was norulars, cofor a while At least I know there will always be a few people who appreciate what I do
I hear Alice’s door open, and she co,” she chirps How she’s always so perky is beyond ranola bar fro myself over to the bar
“You’re having a good , as always”
“Of course,” I say I’ person to ever exist I’ood day