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"You&039;re back!" Jon cried

"Jeez, let et my coat off And not now, okay?"

"Who&039;s the hottie?" the ghost said, ogling She passed her hand through his crotch, which, thankfully, he didn&039;t notice

"Stop that! It&039;s against the law to do that even if you are dead"

"What?" Jon asked

"I&039;host explained, "so off my case"

Tina had followed Jon into the entryway "Good evening, Your Majesty I was just on host asked "It&039;s like The Real World with Losers"

"All those shows are like that," I told her To Jon: "Seriously, not now I&039;ve got some other errands and stuff to do before the sun cohost sniffed "I&039; naked with Super Hottie"

"I don&039;t want to get naked with him, for thefrom the echoes in the entryway, I had screa off

"Excuse uest?"

"Dah-DAH-DAHHHHHHH," the ghost hummed dramatically

I put a hand over "

"Why don&039;t you drop dead?" the ghost suggested

"Too late," I snapped back "See her, Tina? About this high" I held my hand up to my nose "Blond hair in a tacky ponytail, tacky sweatshirt, no shoes"

"If I&039;d known I&039;d have to walk around in sweat socks for eternity," the ghost protested, "I&039;d have dressed up a little"

"Ah, yes," Tina said, squinting and then brightening as the ghost slowly beca, miss My nao days and days and no one can see me, and now she says so and you can, too?"

"She is my queen," Tina said simply

"The way it works is, I&039;asped

"I swear!"

"I just thought you were a freak, like that kid in the movie I didn&039;t know you were, like, dead already"

"Well, I am, so let&039;s not rub it in, okay?"

"Oh, I have to be sensitive to your feelings about being dead?"

"That&039;s not what I ritted teeth "And if you&039;ll shut up a minute, I&039;ll explain how Tina can see you Not only am I a vampire, I&039;m sort of the boss of all of thehost and tell a vahost"

"How totally lame," she commented "It sounds made up to me"

"Well, it isn&039;t," I snapped "And you should be a lot nicer, in my opinion"

"Well, nobody asked for your opinion, honey It&039;s nice to meet you," she told Tina "Can you help host looked at ot all the help I need"

"Why don&039;t we have a seat in the parlor?" Tina suggested