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Instead, this is the whistle-stop land one day changed the way she lived her life and set off on a bumpy path that ultimately led her to her own slice of the happily-ever-after pie
So folks, grab yourself a bowl of popcorn, a glass of wine (I would suggest youcoin
"Well, slap my arse and call me Sally!"
The scene is set: groaning, asht torodeo with his waif of a secretary in front ofeyes
What a frickin' welco out to be!
If someone had tried to tell me what I would find on the inside of , I would never have believed therained in -ter
With a whip of his head in my direction, Nathan, my lovely but somewhat currently compromised boyfriend, turned a vibrant shade of scarlet and said in a flustered yet surprisingly laid-back manner
"Hunny Bun, you’re back early… erm this is aard… it… shit… it just…well happened…et… s just kind of snowballed into into…this" he drawled on without apology while pointing down at their conjoined bodies
Like I hadn't already noticed that his chipolata of a penis was lodged in a vice between his secretary’s legs My eyes were practically bulging out of their sockets Was he for real? What a total and utter wanker!
Nathan straightened, pulling his living, breathing blow-up doll with hi hand towards my furious stare
"Sweetie, listen, I love you, and now you’re here, well, I’ve kind of had this fantasy… so, ah, why don't you come here and, you know, join in? Triple the people, triple the fun!"
I don't knohat bothered e a trios invitation or the fact that Little Miss Twig had continued slowly grinding on my soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend’s dick like a Black and Decker drill bit whilst he explained to his, shall we say, less-than-i the beast with two backs with his eth to restrainhi the waif directly in thepn -film smile that was plastered on her overly plumped-up lips!
"Gee, Hunny Bun, that sounds tre, but I think I’ll pass In fact, I'll tell you what,” I said in the overly-patronising voice normally saved for only the stupidest of kids that I teach, erate et out of your hair and then never see you again as long as I live how does that sound?"