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Chapter 1

Out with the old…

Let’s start with an introduction

The name’s Munro, Natasha Munro – sorry I`ve alanted to say that!

I’h school teacher froland – well, a farm just on the outskirts of town – and I’d class myself as fun with a bubbly personality, and before you ask, no – that’s not code for ly, but heck, I ain’t no Cindy Crawford either! But I am fab-u-lous and totally knoork it!

“What do you look like then?” I hear you ask

Well, where do I begin?

I have long, dark brown hair that hangs to the ht olive skin; I’ht nose with average-sized lips, a beauty spot underme out of trouble!

I am not fat by any means, but I am not skinny or slender either – I like to think I'm a whole lot of va-va-voom tied up in a Coke-shaped bottle

I'e My chest is a? – ory too, but ht places

Like many women, htly curved stoet a little help fro of Spanx to fix this little problem – that ensures I can continue to chon on my daily doses of French pastries and Cadbury’s chocolate without too uilt

I bet I knohat you’re thinking – where the heck is this little tale going and why is her story different from any other? What happened in her life to make her stand out?

The truth is that what happened toyou this story as sos can happen to ordinary people, and soood to be reminded of that My best friend once joked that ood book and so, here it is: my life laid out for your enjoyment

Before we start, you need to know that this story isn’t anything paranormal or so beyond the realms of reality that it’s incomprehensible There are no wizards or sparkly vampires that will appear and sweep me off my feet There are no hobbits or elves that will request I sacrifice my life for the sake of all ly weak supposed-heroines who set the feminist movement back a few decades with the ridiculous choices they make