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Part IChapter 1Have you ever put two and two together and come up with fifteen reasons to smack a motherfucker?

-Banks to Callum

Banks

Fifteen years ago

“Co into the hallway of the school

It was eerie being here after hours

Honestly, if I hadn’t been so pissed off at ht now

But Ace had said that I wasn’t allowed to pull off a senior prank since I wasn’t a senior, and shit had gone downhill from there

Which was how it ledin the middle of the senior hallway at school, with a three-foot-tall, two foot in diameter, massive dildo It was even skin-colored, paired with quite a few veins, as well as the biggest pair of balls that I’d ever seen

“You got the lube?” I asked Callum

He rolled his eyes and produced about four bottles from his pants pocket

“Excellent,” I said, unearthing the lue?”

Spencer held up the glue It was super, super glue Or so I was told I asked the guy at the hardware store ould be the best thing to stick silicone to tiles, and he’d pointed lue

So, it wasoff very easily They’d have to chop the dick apart before they could unglue it Or so I hoped

I didn’t want to make it easy for them

What would be the fun in that?

“Let’s do this” I turned the dildo up and gestured to the rather large suction cup at the bottom

“Do you think that someone would actually use this for what it’s intended for?” Callum asked

I looked at ed “Who knows?” I said “I’ to A dildos collections’”

Spencer snorted and twisted the lid off the tube of glue, then squirted the entire thing onto it, using the tube itself to spread it in

Once done, he tossed the glue into the trash can at the end of the hall and came back

I looked for the best place to put it

“Right there” Calluht in the middle of the ‘G’”