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I walked to where he pointed and agreed It was the perfect spot

The first thing anybody would see as they entered the senior hallas the dildo on the floor

Five minutes later it was stuck to the floor and Callu it up

“This is gonna be hilarious,” I declared once ere done “Let’s go wash our hands and go”

Or ould have had the bathroom doors not been locked

“Well shit,” I said as I looked at et out of the school “This is going to be fun”

The next day at school was nerve wracking After thirty et out, we’d made it hoo back to school Luckily, I was able to grab a shower first

I was fairly sure I had lube in places there shouldn’t be lube

The first thing I saw as I got to the school was the crowd

They hadn’t even ed to pull off their prank yesterday, too

They’d put a cow—a live one at that—on top of the gym Fortunately, they’d corralled the beast, because I could see the ani

“The bell has rung!” Principal Matthews called out “Get inside!”

My brother rolled his eyes at his fellow seniors’ prank

“Aht that had you out so late?”

The tardy bell rang and everybody started to run It see at the cow, even the teachers

That hy everyone was in school and in their classes by the time Principal Matthews came over the loudspeaker and announced the school was in lockdown

“And to whoever decided to glue the massive dil… eeeeep, sex toy—whatever—to the tile in the middle of the senior hallill find you,” Principle Matthews declared

Callued looks, but neither one of us orried

In fact, there was no way in hell they’d knoas us

Okay, so they somehow found out it was us

Well, they’d narrowed it down to about ten students, three of which had actually done it

How they’d narrowed it down, I didn’t know But they did, leaving us all sitting in the middle of the senior hallway as Principal Matthews stared at us with annoyance written all over his face