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Why do people even bother eddings?
I know, that sounds insane co decadent wedding cakes for the happy couples The crazy-in-love future Mr and Mrs are what keeps Dylan’s Sweet Tooth afloat, and without weddings, I wouldn’t be able to afford my rent Not to mention the fact that if it weren’t for dus, there’s a chance I would’ve never havehim in my life But in my defense, I’ve never had to sit and listen to hours of debating whether cotton-blend or silk napkins are the best choice forday
Until now
Joey lets out an irritated sigh and gestures toward the direction ofat my consultation table “This shit ested to you that we keep hard liquor in the back? We could totally ame out of this mess”
I tilt my head up to meet his eyes “What, and take a shot every ti I’ve always dreamed of’? We’d be tanked before the lunch rush”
He nods, s over his coffee cup “Exactly, and we’d be co discussion that you couldn’t care less about anyway”
Joey’s right I really didn’t care what type of fabric the napkins were; I really didn’t care aboutin the hands ofa blindfold I only had a few stipulations: the cake and my dress That’s it Napkins? Who the fuck cares about napkins?
He slides closer to h, with the noise level currently booh the bakery, I’ll definitely be the only one hearing him “I knew youryou off, planning this shit since you were nineteen and all, but Reese’s mother is bat-shit crazy Did you hear her say she wanted to coine?”
I shrug once before leaning against the counter “I don’t even knohat I want to do for that Maybe we’ll just have like a spa day or so?”
His asp “U to a strip club if I have to throw you over my shoulder and pull a Reese on you myself That’s what you do for bachelorette parties Why the hell do my two best friends not know that?”
“Excuse you Juls’ bachelorette party didn’t involve any naked o to a strip club?”
“I do,” he says through a tense jaw “The only reason I let that shit slide for Juls was because I was in charge of babysitting her dumbass sister, and I knew I’d be distracted if I had a bunch of dicks in my face”
I arch ht for you?” We both chuckle together, andnapkins into the air