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“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers And once you find laughter, no ht be, you can survive it”

—Bill Cosby

HAVE YOU EVER met someone who you instantly kneas uy you took hoht after eleventy-seven ru your vagina sing a lovely , engaged to or that you married Sure, some people find that one person they know they want to spend the rest of their life with, ether with, but I’ about your soul mate Your REAL soul et you, not to breed with you

I e and I did all those things that you’re supposed to do with hiot married, had babies and lived happily ever after, but I found h school

Oh, shut up, I’ about ht want to sit down for this next part because when I tell you hoeyour ass off There will be no judging how Claire and I met or I will cut all of your mothers

Wetryouts

Shut up, I told you this is a judgment-free zone

Co around and squealing exactly like cracked-out puppies brought us together, but our bond kept us together We shared so many commonalities that it even freaked us out Our parents shared the sa anniversary, somewhere in our ancient family tree we shared the same last name and fa and I shared a nale, but I heard she was an asshole who licked her twat all the tiht) We liked all the same movies and books and we finished each other’s sentences Claire and I irls in a group of thirty standing off on the sidelines with our ar-bitch faces plastered on

We’ve been through everything together Losing our virginities, college, starting a successful business, e of our children… through thick and thin and all the years in between, nothing could tear us apart

Or so I thought

Then that bitch had to go and give me the news that you never want to hear out of your best friend’s mouth